people who do these things when im around are annoying:
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
when somebody tells me "oh, you just want your cake and to eat it too." f**k off. what good is a bludy cake if your not going to eat it? what, are you going to give me another cake to eat instead of mine, are you?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look" when you lose something. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you have found it? Do people normally do this? Who and where are they?
in the cinema, when something good happens, they go "did you see that" oh, no i didnt you fish i just payed ten pound to stare at the lass in front.
When something is "new and improved", which one is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's improved, then there must have been something before it.
when a rozzer pulls you over, and says "do you know how fast you were going?" he should know, the circumstized f**k, YOU were the one who pulled ME over, remember, or do you have to ask the goldfish what the date is?
when people tell you "life's too short to waste". what the hell are they on? life is the longest thing on this earth (except perhaps a stone aged musty fart). we've got plenty of time to waste.
when someone comes up to you in the classroom, and asks "can i borrow a piece of paper?" thats stupid. are you going to rub the pen out perfectly and give it back to them? if somebody asked me for a bit of paper, i wouldnt want it back.
when you are waiting for a bus, and someone comes up to you and says "has the bus came yet?" i wouldnt be standing there waiting for something that wasnt going to come, would i you muppet?
certain people come up to you and go "can i ask you a question?" you already have nobend
